Socializing

The presence of your company is requested for consuming post-bacchanal creamed dairy desserts.

Standards

I don't like to sleep in public.
It makes me feel like an animal.

Same Hypo

Same hypo, but the last weapon is a giant nuclear bomb.

Same hypo, but the bomb is full of glitter.

Same hypo, but instead of causing harm, the glitter nuke causes CHARM

Homage

I ate a key lime pie yoplait, pretended it was real pie...then i saw eat pray love  (Part 1 of a series of homages to www.andthenisaweatpraylove.com)

The Fresh Prince's take on the Dormant Commerce Clause

in west philadelphia, born in raised, rolling in trash for most of my dayschillin' out, smelling trout, not feeling coolbecause the state next door makes us stew in our stool

Milkshakes and Constitutional Law

my radioactive material brings all the courts to the yard
and they're like "anti commandeering is hard"
you're damn right anticommandeering is hard