Cultural education

What is mochi?

         It's a type of Japanese glutinous rice.

So you mean like bananas?

Decorum

You know I don't like to use the bathroom in public.

On Bin Laden

If the turban don't fit, you must acquit.

Romance

Wanna get inside another man's mind?
Because you're in my head already!

Delicate

I hate messes being made on television.

Back to our roots

Let's put the sex back in section.

Musical stalkers

Sting operation: literally, every breath you take, he'll be watching you.

Relaxing

On drinking a mojito:

"Now that's MO like it."

Name confusion

Our professor defended Ted Bundy. Once he explained that it wasn't the dad from Married With Children, I was especially impressed.

Good night's sleep

How did you sleep?
Like an angel in baby Jesus's arms.